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Saturday, June 21st

Downstairs at 8:30 PM

All That Jizz
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All That Jizz

2014, 79 min

Country: Czech Republic, Slovakia

Studio: Bel Ami

Director: Luke Hamill

SYNOPSIS:

What better way to celebrate Bel Ami's 20th anniversary than with a history-making sexual blowout! Hey kids: Can you handle all that jizz? Thrill to twenty-four models romping in the biggest bareback orgy ever filmed. This special set also contains a bonus disc filled with two-hours of cum shots culled from Bel Ami's all-time best orgies. Miracles do happen!

REVIEW:

I didn’t think it could be done, but Bel Ami managed to create a “romantic” moment between Kevin Warhol and Jack Harrer in the midst of their 24-dude, 20th anniversary orgy of epic proportions. And yes, it was weird.

We’ve now gotten almost all of the installments of Bel Ami’s six-phase rollout of this tsunami of semen, with the last one (bonus cum shots) being released on the site tonight. And yes, there is a whole lot of cumming! And moaning. And thrusting, humping, jerking, and perfunctory kissing.

It is kind of exhausting not being able to keep track of whose uncut cock is whose, or whose butthole that is, or how many mouths it takes to greedily lick up one load. Part 4 is especially spooge-tastic, with what basically amounts to a montage of oral cumshots with a few shots of cumming on butts. And it all happens with a backdrop of a greenish lagoon that no one should probably swim in.

The featured players are, ahem [deep breath] Kevin Warhol, Jack Harrer, Jim Kerouac, Dario Dolce, Gino Mosca, Arne Coen, Billy Montague, Brian Jovovich, Claude Sorel, Florian Nemec, Hoyt Kogan, Jaco Van Sant, Jean-Daniel Chagall, Johnny Bloom, Julien Hussey, Lance Thurber, Marcel Gassion, orgy, Rick Lautner, Rocco Alfieri, Sascha Chaykin, Scott Reeves, Steve Russell, Tom Pollock and Vadim Farrell.

But in the midst of it all, in Part 5, we have Kevin calling out to his buddy Jack, both of them in the midst of fucking other people, saying “I want to be with you.” Aww. So sweet. Young love! They actually skip over the part where Kevin pulls his cock out of whoever he was fucking and Jack says goodbye to whoever he was fucking and cut right to them together at center stage. A lot of generic, condom-free fucking ensues until everybody cums, but we do not see absolutely everybody cum just yet because that’s being saved for Part 6. And then they all just get up and walk away really abruptly, leaving Kevin and Jack to cuddle for a second say and say, “You were great.” “No, you were great.” “No, you.”

I stand by my original belief that any orgy with more than five people is just kind of a headache to watch. It’s not like a scene gets hotter by just multiplying the number of dicks. In fact, it perhaps needs to be graphed. I’d argue that the hotness of an orgy peaks at around 4 cocks, with the occasional 5-man scene still being potentially hot but never guaranteed, as somebody inevitably ends up standing on the sidelines holding his own dick and trying to shove it in an open mouth. You get up to seven and eyes go cross-eyed, and anything more than that is just a stunt. Which this was. An admirable stunt, no doubt! And expensive. And probably quite smelly on that set by the end.

Anyway, you can watch it all for yourself.

-- J.W. Waxner-Herman, The Sword(http://www.TheSword.com)