2013, 98 min
Country: Great Britain
Studio: Men.com
Director: Uncredited
SYNOPSIS:
Sexual tension is in the air but fear causes their mutual desire go unspoken in Mates. This British porn-drama about the complicated relationship between Paddy O'Brian and his best mate Paul Walker. Paul meets Dean Monroe at a gay bar and eventually becomes the vehicle for Paul to express the passion meant for Paddy. Repressed feelings abound and Paddy seeks jealous release in the arms and ass of power bottom Scott Hunter. Still not ready to admit their feelings for each other, the guys hire the world's luckiest escort (Darius Ferdynand) and take turns fucking his mouth and ass. When the chemistry between Paddy O'Brian and Paul Walker becomes too intense to ignore. Paul is fucked for the first time by real life best friend Paddy.
REVIEW:
Holy cockney accents! If you thought Paddy O'Brian's turn-of-the-tongue was ahhh-maze-ing, wait until you hear him have a little back-and-forth conversation with his best mate, Paul Walker in MEN.com's Mates. Paul has also been endowed with the hottest of all vocal inflections. It's possible I could shoot a load simply by listening to them talk. But even rarer than cockney-accented, maybe straight/maybe gay muscle men is plot in a MEN.com film, yet here it is. What's next, a three-eyed pink unicorn? A gay boy can only hope!
Paddy and Paul first meet-up at a local watering hole where Paddy is entertaining female company. It's possible the two are on a date, but I think I know a fag hag when I see one. Upon last call, the lads head out into the cold night air in search of more alcohol. Of course, the only bar open at this hour is a gay bar. Paddy doesn't seem to mind, but Paul isn't thrilled about it - that is, until he meets Dean Monroe. Coy talk about sexuality leads to Paul paying Dean a visit the next day and before you know it, Paul is getting his first taste of dick (though it's apparent he'd rather it be Paddy's). Of course, Paddy's not thrilled to hear of Paul's exploits with another man and finds himself going after Scott Hunter as his rebound bottom. Both men have killer bodies and Scott's muscular ass handles Paddy's cock like a pro. Inching slowly toawrd the hook-up they've both been dreaming about, Paddy and Paul hire Darius Ferdynand as a rentboy to take it from both ends before the two studs finally get each other alone and Paul learns what it feels like to have a fat dick in his ass. Paul looks like a total virgin and Paddy savors every moment he has inside that tight ass. The whole film builds to this final scene and luckily, it's worth the wait.
It's not the most original storyline in the history of film and the whole porn-with-plot thing was a bit of a switch for the guys at MEN.com (who usually just compile scenes with similar themes for their releases), but the whole thing works... and rather well. I can't say that Paddy and Paul turn into characters that you fall in love with, but you'll certainly be rooting for them to fuck by the end. Either way, hard uncut cocks and hot euro-accents abound in Mates, and if either of those things tickle your fancy, congratulations - you’re quest for nirvana has finally ended!
-- J.D. Luvdacock, TLA Video (http://www.tlavideo.com)
